‘Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers’ By Richard Harrington Washington Post Staff Writer January 02, 1995 | ||
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The conceit this time around is that Tommy Doyle, the teenage survivor of the original Myers massacre, has grown into a Myers-obsessed adult (Paul Rudd) living directly across the street from the Myers household, now inhabited by a typically dysfunctional family about to become past tense. Meanwhile, back at the asylum, the rumored-to-be-dead franchise, er, Myers, is still chasing down his niece Jamie (from "3" and "4"), except she's now grown up and has a baby, thus continuing the cursed Myers bloodline. (All this takes place in the first 10 minutes, and if you think this is confusing, wait till you see the preposterous explication Farrands has concocted to decode everything in the movie!)
And so begins the impale imitation of John Carpenter's once-scary bogyman tale, in which every shadow and reflection is premeditated and all the herrings are red. Through a slow, inexorable pursuit, Myers starts decimating the poor little town of Haddonfield, Ill., in ways that are dully predictable (just ax Grandma). And with Carpenter's original score revived as well, it's deja boo all over again.
Alas, it's taps for Donald Pleasence, who returns for the sixth time as the Myers-obsessed psychiatrist, Dr. Loomis. Looking every one of his 75 years, Pleasence speaks his own epitaph when he first appears on screen, after a talk show host confesses the mistaken belief that Loomis had died. "Not dead, just very much retired," says Loomis, but Pleasence himself died a few months after filming ended.
As for Michael Myers, he may have lost the ability to surprise or shock anyone, but it might be precipitous to count him out just yet. We'll have to wait for the grosses.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers is rated R and contains a sliver of nudity, a stream of blood and a stack of victims.
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